Too Much Slime! Hardcover Book

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Age 3-7 years | Preschool - 2

It's coming! SPLORCH! IT'S COMING! What happens when slime shows up on your doorstep? BLERB. Should you let it in?

FLERK. Nope. Never open the door, or else...OH NO! The kids in this book opened the door!! Slime is everywhere! It's icky and sticky and gloppy and gunky. There's no hiding it. And now it's on the move, heading for the school, ready to take over the whole town! Well, it truly takes a village to defeat this flourescent menace. Not until every construction worker, cook, kid, and member of the marching band pitches in does the slime get divided and conquered...until one tiny blob is left, glerp, that fits neatly into a lunchbox. Whew! Well, that takes care of that, right? Phlop.

Not since THE BLOB has a tenacious, tensile terror so paralyzed and terrorized a suburban landscape. In every town, in every home with children lurks this menace. With its hilarious deadpan tone and nearly as many onomatopoetic noises as The Book With No Pictures, this clever storytime hit will captivate children and grown-ups alike. Slime lovers, who are legion, will relish every glorpy word!

Shipping

What countries do you ship to?

We currently ship Worldwide! Delivery timeframes and shipping costs are calculated at checkout (before payment). We are proud to partner with DHL for all of our international orders. DHL provides fast and reliable shipping worldwide.

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Handcrafted Slime Items are a handmade product produced and packaged in small batches to ensure quality and freshness. For this reason we need time to prepare your order.

Quick Ship Items (supplies, toys or merch) ship same or next day. If you purchase both Slime Toys and Quick Ship items we will ship all items together, once your Slime is finished being created.

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USA Shipping Times

Please be advised that these timeframes are estimations. Due to COVID-19 most couriers have suspended any type of service guarantee. Even without the effects of COVID, certain things can affect these quoted shipping timeframes (public holidays, weather, unforseen delays, etc)

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Returns & Exchanges

What is your Return Policy?

All handcrafted Slime purchased is FINAL SALE. Due to Slime being an expendable product which degrades over time and for health and sanitary reasons, Slime cannot be returned, even if its unopened.

Slime Supplies & Toys have a 30 Day Return Policy. Return unopened and unused item for a full refund minus shipping costs and a 15% restocking fee.